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Asshole Boyfriend

from Danger Music / Party Music by Flagland

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I was so drunk; she was so drunk,
And so I asked if I could put it in her trunk.
She said, "No way!" I said, "Okay,
But I'ma get inside of that behind some day!"
Asshole boyfriend.
I had a girl, beautiful curls,
But she had the biggest pussy in the world.
I had a chick; she was the shit!
I threw her out because she wouldn't suck my dick.
Where's the courtesy?
Asshole boyfriend.
Everyone is an asshole boyfriend,
Even you, and you, and you!
Even me, and me, and me!
I am a man; you understand
That it's my job to get laid anyway I can.
I'd fuck a shelf. I'd fuck an elf,
And if I had fake tits I'd even fuck myself.
Everyone's got an asshole boyfriend,
Even you, and you, and you!
Even me, and me, and me!

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from Danger Music / Party Music, released December 10, 2011

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